Dark Humor Thanksgiving Hand Towel
$15.00
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Wednesday Addams Thanksgiving hand towel inspired by Wednesday‘s gloriously dark Thanksgiving pageant monologue.
Professionally sublimated onto a premium polyester waffle weave towel for vibrant long-lasting color that won‘t crack or peel.
Featuring the famous “Wait, we cannot break bread with you” speech, this is Thanksgiving decor for people who would rather celebrate the holiday with Wednesday Addams than another smiling turkey.
Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, guest spaces, Thanksgiving parties, Friendsgiving, goth homes, or seasonal Addams Family decor.
Original fan-inspired design by Betty Bell for Betty of Arc.
✨Add a little personality to your kitchen or bathroom with this soft, textured hand towel. Each towel features a fun original design that is permanently printed into the fabric, so it will not peel, crack, or feel stiff.
The off white waffle texture gives the towel a cozy, elevated look while helping it dry quickly between uses. It is lightweight, absorbent, and easy to hang near the sink, oven, or vanity.
Details:
• Soft off white waffle texture
• Lightweight and quick drying
• Design is permanently sublimation printed
• No vinyl or raised lettering
• Machine washable
• Great for kitchens, bathrooms, powder rooms, housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, and everyday use
• Each towel is made to order in house
Because every item is handmade, slight variations in placement and color may occur. Colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
This listing includes one hand towel. Decorative items shown in the photos are not included.
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Dark Humor Thanksgiving Hand Towel
$15.00
Professionally sublimated onto a premium polyester waffle weave towel for vibrant long-lasting color that won‘t crack or peel.
Featuring the famous “Wait, we cannot break bread with you” speech, this is Thanksgiving decor for people who would rather celebrate the holiday with Wednesday Addams than another smiling turkey.
Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, guest spaces, Thanksgiving parties, Friendsgiving, goth homes, or seasonal Addams Family decor.
Original fan-inspired design by Betty Bell for Betty of Arc.
✨Add a little personality to your kitchen or bathroom with this soft, textured hand towel. Each towel features a fun original design that is permanently printed into the fabric, so it will not peel, crack, or feel stiff.
The off white waffle texture gives the towel a cozy, elevated look while helping it dry quickly between uses. It is lightweight, absorbent, and easy to hang near the sink, oven, or vanity.
Details:
• Soft off white waffle texture
• Lightweight and quick drying
• Design is permanently sublimation printed
• No vinyl or raised lettering
• Machine washable
• Great for kitchens, bathrooms, powder rooms, housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, and everyday use
• Each towel is made to order in house
Because every item is handmade, slight variations in placement and color may occur. Colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
This listing includes one hand towel. Decorative items shown in the photos are not included.
Wednesday Addams, Addams Family, Thanksgiving, Wednesday towel, Addams decor, dark humor decor, goth hand towel, pilgrim humor, Thanksgiving decor, Wednesday quote, goth kitchen, funny thanksgiving, holiday towel