Sarcastic Botanical Hand Towel: Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't Home Decor
$15.00
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Bring a little attitude to your kitchen with this Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain‘t hand towel. Featuring a charming botanical wreath paired with a hilariously blunt quote, this original design is permanently sublimated onto a premium polyester waffle weave towel, creating vibrant colors that won‘t crack or peel. Both decorative and functional, this towel is perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, bars, campers, cabins, and coffee stations. It makes a funny housewarming gift, hostess gift, wedding gift, or just the perfect addition to your own home if sarcasm is your love language.
Add a little personality to your kitchen or bathroom with this soft, textured hand towel. Each towel features a fun original design that is permanently printed into the fabric, so it will not peel, crack, or feel stiff.
The off white waffle texture gives the towel a cozy, elevated look while helping it dry quickly between uses. It is lightweight, absorbent, and easy to hang near the sink, oven, or vanity.
Details:
• Soft off white waffle texture
• Lightweight and quick drying
• Design is permanently sublimation printed
• No vinyl or raised lettering
• Machine washable
• Great for kitchens, bathrooms, powder rooms, housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, and everyday use
• Each towel is made to order in house
Because every item is handmade, slight variations in placement and color may occur. Colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
This listing includes one hand towel. Decorative items shown in the photos are not included.
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Sarcastic Botanical Hand Towel: Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't Home Decor
$15.00
Add a little personality to your kitchen or bathroom with this soft, textured hand towel. Each towel features a fun original design that is permanently printed into the fabric, so it will not peel, crack, or feel stiff.
The off white waffle texture gives the towel a cozy, elevated look while helping it dry quickly between uses. It is lightweight, absorbent, and easy to hang near the sink, oven, or vanity.
Details:
• Soft off white waffle texture
• Lightweight and quick drying
• Design is permanently sublimation printed
• No vinyl or raised lettering
• Machine washable
• Great for kitchens, bathrooms, powder rooms, housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, and everyday use
• Each towel is made to order in house
Because every item is handmade, slight variations in placement and color may occur. Colors may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
This listing includes one hand towel. Decorative items shown in the photos are not included.
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